ive always hated kids
"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"
my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly tag along with the heroes in order to make up for their mistakes and gradually become slightly less evil
people are so dumb sometimes like thinking satirical articles are real??! like pls get a grip on reality
the chicken from season 1 is more important than larry